quinceñera
a girls sweet 15 birthday,it’s the biggest event at this age. mexican tradition
i received five hundred dollars at my quinceñera.
a hispanics girl 15th birthday! huge party! its supposed to mean…growin up into a women….but lol now it means…have a huge party…best year of bday presents cuz everyone give double wut they give other years…n jus a fun memorable time. oh! n take 15s pics with ur pretty princess looking dress! its like sweet 16s…or debutants!
mis quinces were awesome! i had a huge party in a 15s cruise!
quinceañeras family: que bella la quinceñera!
transalation: how pretty the 15 year old!
like the “sweet 16” that marks the coming of age of bimbos with nothing else to think about, but for mexican girls who are 15-years-old. it was moved to 15 because most are already pregnant or rarin’ to be mamasitas.
necessities:
–$59.99 dress from the family tienda (“solamente el mejor para mi hija!”) that is preferably turquoise, jade, pink, orange, sapphire, or amarillo.
–big hairdo done by tia carlita, to include obligatory hanging tendrils
–shopping mall photo shoot with swirly backgrounds and soft lighting, plus a storybook promenade through the halls lookin’ all fancy to the staring crowds
–tacos tacos tacos!
“did you see maria in her dress? iqué bonita! i wish my padre had spent as many pesos on my quinceñera when i was her age. but i guess she does have 2 kids, so she deserves to look good for a day.”
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