Quit your shit


(phrase) often used to end a conversation; or as an attempt to suppress the stupidity of your friends, during or after their newest escapade.
ex 1.
johnathan: so can i get your number?
bethany: excuse me, do i know you?
johnathan: not as well as i’d like to know you. hey baby, did you fall from-
bethany: quit your sh-t. (walks away)

ex 2.
(you’re at the mall, hanging out with your friends, and a couple start trying to get free gumb-lls from the vending machine.)

you: y’all seriously need to quit your sh-t before you get caught.

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