Qump


a simple word to describe a “quick dump”. this can be anything from quickly making extra sp-ce for dinner, to a seriously bad case of diarrhoea.
boss: jenkins. you’re late, again.
me: i’m sorry sir, i had to have a qump.
boss: ahh, very well then. lets begin today’s meeting…

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