quoafing
the present participle of quoaf, which is itself an alternate spelling of quofe.
noun: penile flatulence (air or gas escaping from the p-n-s through the urethra), a.k.a. a d-ck fart.
verb: to emit penile flatulence.
etymology: “quofe” is the male form of queef.
note: quofes are a rare phenomenon compared to queefs because it is much harder for air to become stuck in a man’s urethra than in a woman’s comparatively larger v-g-n-. quofes occur most frequently after a catheter has been inserted into the p-n-s and removed, leaving air trapped in the bladder or urethra.
after reginald’s catheter was removed, he tried to take a p-ss, but ended up quoafing and splattering urine everywhere.
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