Quoment


that perfect moment for a quote.
you walk into the bar with your friend… who happens to be a midget… you see this person you’ve been crushing on for a while, so you walk up and say ‘hi’. the greeting ends on an unfinished note, something feels unsaid… you’re ignoring the midget in the room… you drop a quote from your favorite movie ‘say h-llo to my little friend!!! boom! quoment!

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