quota monkey
a highway cop mainly engaged in writing speeding tickets while more dangerous driving behaviors are ignored, due to either explicit or implicit quotas set for his continued employment; one who values ticket revenue over public safety.
in the time it took me to change the flat for the distraught young mother, i watched a team of quota monkeys a quarter mile away stop three unfortunates who’d picked up an extra 5 or 10 mph coming off a steep hill.
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