QWAUFLE
when a fat girl thinks she is about to qweef but sharts instead.
dianne:i have to qweef so bad
nicky: dont push too hard you might qwaufle yourself
jasper: it smells like sh-t in here
ryan: dianne whats that stain on your shorts jessica: dianne i think you qwaufled yourself
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