QWERTFUCK


v.
to insert an entire keyboard into a woman’s v-g-n-, resulting in bl–dy keyboard which is usually licked clean by the woman in which it was inserted.
“please make me a sandwich, if you do i won’t qwertf-ck you anymore.”

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