Qwertial Aphasia


while having both an internet and verbal discussion, you accidentally type a word or phrase carried over from your verbal discussion, in, for example, an instant messenger.
aim: porkchop: want to go get food later?
(roommate speaking) check out what i found in the closet!
aim: you: sorry, i really shouldn’t.
(you speak your reply to roommate) aww, what an adorable stuffed giraffe!
aim: you: i can’t afford to keep eating out this giraffe.
aim: you: frequently, i meant this frequently! just experienced a moment of qwertial aphasia, sorry.

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