the marks on your face after falling asleep on your keyboard
i got a bad case of qwertyitus at work last night
- QWERTY Keyboard
when you j-ck–ff your choad by lightly tapping it with your fingers. giving the illusion that you are using a qwerty keyboard (as if texting). austin- yo i be qwertyin my sh-t andrew- you get a new phone? austin- naw mane, i just really like playing with my choad. like a qwerty keyboard andrew- fa […]
- Rule 43A
the more beautiful and pure a thing is, the more satisfying it is to protect it. person 1: i’m going to create a dark fan fiction of this innocent animé character. person 2: i won’t let you! person 1: why not? person 2: rule 43a, man. person 1: … fine.
- Rules Of Forfeit
noun-the rules of forfeit are the rules for any game that can be played with a friend. 1. the rules of forfeit state that whenever a person is not moving,contributing or playing the game. that person has exactly 5 minutes to make a move or do an action. 2. a person cannot keep making small […]
- Russian Carousel
the act of wrapping excess grundle hair around a girls finger and spiting repeatedly onto her face and calling her sally yo ryan that girl lastnight was so drunk that i totally gave her a russian carousel .
taking a sh-t on someone from a perch high above. aka porch or rooftop d-mn did you see me knock that b-tch out with a rustyfalcon. to cr-p upon thee with great disdain, requiring significant elevation, while channeling the great native american spirit being of the falcon. i said no salt, no salt. i could […]