R.A.M.S.


acronym standing for randomly angry male syndrome.

occurs in mostly adolescent to mid-20’s males, causing fits of rage, outbursts, general anger, etc.

caused by a variety of stressors on the modern male, such as stupidity of others, stupidity of society, general bullsh-t, and almost anything that can be seen as an annoyance.

there is no known cure.
bob: hey george, did you see jim go ape-sh-t on that waiter? what’s up with him?

george: its probably just r.a.m.s., bob. sometimes the world just gets to guy.

jim: (screams indecipherably in rage)

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