R-tard


a r-t-rd. used by stan on make love, not warcraft.
randy: you’ve been on your computer all weekend, shouldn’t you go out and socialize with your friends?

stan: i am socializing r-tard. i’m logged to an mmorpg with people from all over the world and getting xp with my party using teamspeak.

randy: … i’m not a r-tard.
same as r-t-rd. see r-t-rd
jack: i’m gonna go get some money from the atm.

tim: why the h-ll are you gonna do that?

jack: because r tard, i don’t have enough cash for the d-mn movie!

kate: yeah, you stupid b-st-rd.

tim: what was that?

kate: you heard me r tard.

tim: f-ck you guys!
a r-t-rd
you are a f-cking r-tard
stupid, pathetic, dumb, annoying
you are such an rtard, that is a softball, not a basketball.
a synonym for r-t-rd that is used by people who play too much godd-mned warcraft. also used by eric cartman in an amazing south park episode featuring the game.
guy 1: haha, he mixed the elixer of black death with the remedy of whiteness. what an r tard.

guy 2: say the whole word you f-cking r-t-rd.
a nice way to call an older person a r-t-rd….
son : listen r-tard this is a mmorpg not a game i am socializing with my friends…

father : ……..i’m not an r-tard…..
1) short for r-t-rd when your too tired to type

2) stan’s dad in the south park epp “make love, not warcraft”

3) the 2 girls next to me in english comp
{sirog fredriksson 23:54}: so miley cyrus and hannah montana are the same person??
{kitty hirsch 23:56}: -yawn- yea
{kitty hirsch 23:57}: sirog ur such a rtard

stan’s dad : you’ve been on your computer all weekend. shouldn’t you go out and socialize with your friends?

stan marsh: i am socializing r-tard! i’m logged on to an mmorpg, with people from all over the world and getting xp with my party using teamspeak.

stan’s dad: i’m not an r-tard.

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