r2-d2

only the most bad–ss kicker robot in history of ‘a long-long time ago, in a far-far away place’. though made out of used trash can and looks like a trash can, r2-d2 survived the whole saga like a mechanical c-ckroach, in a good and bad–ss way. the complete opposite of c-3p0’s p-ssy att-tude but they’re good friends… and hey, r2 will even repair your x-wing in combat.
c-3p0: oh, r2 you can’t be serious?

r2-d2: poo pi piu poo piu… (of course i’m serious you golden p-ssy)
the galaxies greatest astromech droid.
artoo rox!
the 1337est character to ever grace the eyes of film viwers. he is a ship repair droid and ai enabled robot. he has the ability to serve drinks, fly, destroy battle driods, and hack into anything with a port. without the pimp skillz of r2d2 the jedi and their powers would vanish at the hands of the trade federation, the empire, the separatists, and the sith.
yo! r2d2 just pwned those two battle droids!

r2d2 just stole your girlfriend.
a character from the star wars series of films and books, r2-d2 is an astromech or utility droid. his capsule-shaped body is equipped with a wide variety of tools for general and/or specialised repair and maintenance.
artoo! where are you?!
– luke skywalker
a mixed drink containing redbull, rum, dr. pepper, and jack daniels.
i’ll take a r2d2. and cut off all trash compactors on level 5!
the ultimate hacker. artificialy intelligent and armed to the teeth. capable of interpretting the whole imperial network. c3p0 is usually jealous of his skillz in picking up women.
man i wish i was as pimp as r2d2
abbrev.: “ready to drop two”

meaning: pregnant and carrying twins
bill: hey have you seen kate lately? she’s huge!
rob: i know man, she’s r2d2.