rabid jellyfish
a person getting a bj while jumping on a trampoline. the one giving the job gets his/her mouth full of saliva and penile fluids, and then drools it all over the male scr-t-m. when finished the flailing scr-t-m will resemble a rabid jellyfish.
boy: wow, grandma, that was a mean rabid jellyfish you gave me last night. it gave me so much duck b-tter it was hard to sleep.
grandma: just giving you a little taste of the 20s boy.
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