rabid squirrel
a excuse so that you dont get in trouble
evan: -makes pencil hit the ceiling, making a loud noise-
spanish teacher: what was that?!?!?!?
evan: ooo, you just missed it, a rabid squirrel flew in, hit the ceiling and then left.
to -j-c-l-t- into someone’s -n-l cavity. the subject then defacates the s-m-n into your mouth.
she gave me the rabid squirrel last night in exchange for the rusty trombone.
ironically, also the content of a dream of mine as a young child.
get that f—ing rabid squirrel away from me!!!!
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