Rabon
pr-nounced “raa-bon”
legend has it that rabon was an evil cricketer who had trouble batting because he had random, spontaneous erections. his exceptionally long p-n-s (over 2 feet long) had to be tied down onto his thighs to prevent it from rising up to his nose, tearing through his trousers, causing embar-ssment and amus-m-nt alike to himself and spectators.
rabon was believed to be an illegitimate son of the evil lord ravana from the famous indian epic, the ramayana – hence the name rabon. this one didn’t have ten heads, but two. he was appointed lord of a kingdom called landka.
at the airport: “mr. rabon, you will not be allowed to board this airplane – that thing is technically considered a weapon.”
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