raccoon sex


when a man finishes copulating with a woman, he punches her in both eyes, thus giving her two black eyes, like a racc–n. thereupon exiting her domicile, the man proceeds to knock over her trash receptacle.
linda was quite embarr-ssed to find that she had been a victim of tom’s notorious “racc–n s-x” routine, and clumsily picked up the cheetos wrappers strewn across her kitchen floor.

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