Raccooning

the act of stealing and drinking other people’s beer, usually the -ss. most commonly found with half finished cans on the beer-pong table and if you have no self-respect, out at a bar. usually the “rac–n” is heavily inebriated and is only interested in consuming more beer.
“what the f-ck? where’s my beer? i told you to watch it!”

“sorry dude, some guy came out of the shadows and started racc–ning beers left and right, he got like 4 of em.

“dammit! this bar has a racc–n problem. call animal control before he steals anything else.”
the act of taking food/beer that has been left outdoors, particularly at a tailgate.
friend: “sh-t, jimmy left the tailgate in order to see kickoff, and he locked the beer in the car”
you: “time to go racc–ning. i think i saw an f-150 parked a few spots away”

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fan #1 (leaving the stadium): “that was a great game”
fan #2: “it sure was” (making his way to an unattended cooler)
fan #1: “while you are racc–ning, i will be taking a p-ss. racc–n me that bag of chips while you are there”
the act of punching someone in both eyes during s-x giving them two black eyes and then stealing all of their valuable possessions.

developed by man, but i believe this act will become more popular with prost-tutes and/or other hired escorts.
ex. 1: nice night to go racc–ning. what say ye gents?

ex. 2: so i hired this hooker. we were goin’ at it just having a good time, then out of nowhere she racc–ned me! punched me in both eyes and took everything i had.
the act of taking things gradually over time, usually after a breakup. also when someone borrows something without asking, and forgetting to return it before it is missed.
when i came home and realized my couch was gone, i knew my girlfriend was racc–ning me.
the act of going to a restaurant with a group of friends and opting, instead of ordering your own meal, deciding to eat off of everyone else’s plate, and leaving them with the check.
watiress: “may i take your order, sir?”

racc–n: ” no thank you. i’m racc–ning off of my friends’ plates today. so i’ll be having what they’re having.”
when you laugh so hard you cry and smear your eyeliner and look like a racc–n
-watching random viral video-

me: hahahahahaah! oh no! i’ve smeared my make up! i’m racc–ning!

you: ew.