an initial warning that one calls when telling a racially touchy joke in a public place.
“so a white guy and a hispanic guy go into a bar, wait, hold on. race check!!”
“ok good, so a white guy and a hispanic guy go into a bar…”
- Ahimsa Silk
ahimsa silk is silk harvested from coc–ns of silkworms that have been allowed to live their natural life-cycle, as opposed to being boiled alive, as is the case with manufacturing conventional silk. ahimsa silk by fabrics-textiles.com is non-violent peace-silk fabric, that is humane.
- Disney Dad
a father who doesn’t have physical custody of his child. so, to compensate for this, he makes the visitation times with his child all about fun. the child’s homework isn’t done, there isn’t a set bedtime and the child stays up late, the child watches all kinds of inappropriate movies/tv/video games. the father is more […]
most extreme elimination challenge. a show on spiketv where mainly j-panese people compete is various obstacle course like activities. there will occasionally be contestants of other ethnicities. the events are very challenging and often involve people taking some very nasty b-mps. the show was called takeshi’s castle in j-pan and episodes of this show have […]
a hilarious anagram of xemnas’s name. i mean it’s supposed to be an anagram of ansem x, but that’s wrong. saix: alright sir, i won’t reveal your secret. xemnas: thank you. -demyx p-sses by- demyx: hey mans-x. -awkwardness- saix: okay so i told a few of us. when 2 or more men have s-xual intercourse […]
- Bed Monkey
a cheap wh-r- that will jump in any bed. joe: trish is a mega bed monkey. dirk: no sh-t, that b-tch is always ruffling my sheets.