Rachel Ray
a hyperactive ditzy -ss tv host that has conned thousand of novice cooking wives to believe they can prepared a gourmet meal in 30 minutes.
husband: “d-mn boo i am hungry i could eat a horse. whats for dinner?”
wife: “i am making beet risotto with roasted asparagus and ricotta salata its a recipe i found in the rachel ray 30 minute cookbook.
husband:(on his cell phone in bathroom) “h-llo dominos any specials today?”
wife: “baby your going love this !!”
husband: “g-d-mn rachel ray”
a tv cook turned talkshow host who coined the phrase yum-o, dilish and evoo (extra virgin olive oil), and persuades you into believing you can prepare a scrumptous meal in less than 30-minutes. she has some bizarre fettish with the word date(s), as in the romance type, when preparing meals. i have no love life whatsoever, so why the heck would i care about having a date with any stupid woman?? she has a ditzy, talkative personality, a scratchy voice and big birth hips.
rachel ray needs to trim down the enthusiasm. her joy makes me sick.
a women with training bra t-tties and child bearing hips. has not right to show people how to cook. p.s. yum-o
watch 30 minute meals with rachel ray
somebody who can take a giada de laurentiis dish and cook it in 30 minutes or less!
“that giada dish…well i did a rachel ray on it! i get to enjoy the same flavors with half the time!”
a chef who serves meatb-lls and other meals half-cooked just to prove she can do it in 30 minutes. she is so f-ckin hot though
husband: this beef is f-ckin raw? rachel ray made it?
guy: you check this b-tch out, she might be even s-xier than rachel ray.
guy2: n-gg- please!!!!!111!!11
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