Rack off an egg
to w-nk ones own johnson to release a build up of j-zz. same as having a pull, choking the chicken, beat the meat, spanking the monkey etc.
1. she got me so worked up and left i had to go to my room and rack off an egg!!
2. i love to lay in bed and rack off an egg!!
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