an act illegal in every state of the u.s.; when someone shoves a tennis racket or similarly shaped object into either the v-g-n- or -n-s. whether the racket goes in thin, or wide end first, is a matter of flexibility. sometimes referred to as “racketing”.
“what do you think g–ts- can fit up there?”
“i bet i could racket a sk-nk with with on no lube.”
- Raging Atheist
an atheist taking things to their logical conclusion. believes in logic and follows the teachings of richard dawkins, while being more aggressive. cannot stand religious proselytism and will blow off at religious zealots trying to preach to him. tends to become overtly provocative, especially when it comes to creationism, for the sheer pleasure of shocking […]
- Russian Hottub
this is a promiscuous s-xual maneuver that involves bears, alarm clocks, vodka and hair. very dangerous that chick so totally did the russian bathtub to my mom!
better known as freon, r-12 is an awesome refrigerant used in automotive air-conditioners and refrigeration applications. if you happen to own/drive a vehicle with an air-conditioner that is factory charged with r-12 freon, and the systemworks good and does not leak, do not under any circ-mstances mess with it. pretty much any vehicle manufactured prior […]
v. to text or call someone who has just given you their phone number, for the purposes of giving him/her your phone number/contact information. note: the practice of speaking the first phone number aloud is also a key facet in the process of teleswapping. n. the practice of texting/calling someone to exchange numbers/contact information. sifl: […]
-noun 1. a very deep state of mind in which one is troubled, worried, anxious, or concerned for another: he felt smothered from such caringfulness shown by his mother. 2. close protection; guarding: the child felt safe under the caringfulness of his great friend. -verb (caringfulness-ing) 1. to greatly support another; the nurse’s caringfulness-ing showed […]