Racktop
1.) the act of a man simultaneously engaging in s-xual intercourse with his girlfriend while using her br–sts as a platform for his laptop in order to finish typing an essay.
2.) the act of being productive and reproductive simultaneously.
3.) the act of a woman using a laptop that is resting directly on her bare br–sts for the sole purpose of attracting a man.
oh my god, stop f-cking your girlfriend, get off your racktop, and take out the garbage.
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