Radar Sphincter


the almost magic-like phenomenon when someone who needs to take a really bad p–p gets within 20 feet of a toilet and immediately they have an almost uncontrollable urge to cr-p.
dude i was flexing like mr. universe on that road trip and when i got into mcdonalds my radar sphincter went off and my t-rds were coming out like people in a burning building.

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