ragan


someone who…
1. has 7 boyfriends at once.
2. never shuts up about those boyfriends.
3. is skinny, but has huge b–bs
4. is brunette, but should be blonde.
1. me: “5…6…7. jesus. how many boyfriends can you get?”
a ragan: “as many as i want lulz.”
2. “and like he was so sweet to me! oh and then the other one…(etc)”
3. “i weigh 109, but my b–bs make up most of my weight!”
4. “is it cold in alaska?”

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