a lady who slides down the bar stool because she is so loose
oh sh-t, i slipped into this ragetty b-tches abyss!!!
- waldo florida
a wonderful place where your water bill is 3x the normal amount. you have to lock up your valuables in fear that it will get stolen by crack heads. yes, we have a lake. are there supposed to be fish in lakes? the city itself is only about a mile an a half long. with […]
repet-tive movements performed at work. standing, squatting, sitting, reaching, walking are all examples of workarobics. if it weren’t for workarobics i wouldn’t get any f-cking exercise at all because i’m always f-cking working!!
an idea that seems like an amazing insight to the conceiver, but is in fact pointless, mundane, stupid or incorrect. his idea is so epipihanot! and he thinks we believed him?
- dirty *ssortment
making a desperate snack run to the fridge and grabbing a random selection of food items that do not go together at all. “just got myself cake, salmon and ice cream. its a dirty -ssortment”
- club kneck neck
the illness you get after a heavy session of kissing strangers in nightclubs. it may present swollen glands or sore throat. patient: ‘doctor my throat is sore and my neck is swollen, i think i have tonsillitis.’ doctor: ‘no you have a case of club kneck neck. have you considered attending the s-xual health clinic […]