Raging Reichert


a split personality. often comes out a night, and very rare occasions can be sighted near the pool or the beach. but often it is a nocturnal animal. it only feeds on one thing, beer, beer, and beer. it can be recognized from a distance from its stance, which is always at an awkard bendy angle. raging reichert can always be seen swaying its head, back and forth, almost like how a water buffalo swings its tail near a water hole.
dude, i got so hammered last night, i was such a raging reichert.

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