Ragtime Shuffle
the masturbation one has to resort to in order to relieve s-xual tension when one’s female partner is menstruating and either unable or unwilling to partake in v-g-n-l s-x. usually refers to a solo act but can also refer to the hand relief supplied by the menstruating partner.
1. i say, darling, as you’re on blob this week any chance of a ragtime shuffle? i really need to shift this dirty water off my chest.
2. yeah, got in last night with a diamond cutter only to find that her indoors has got the painters in. so it was upstairs into the bog for a quick ragtime shuffle before tea. sorted.
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