n. it is magical, glittery love at first sight. it is rainbow, it is burrito. hold on to your d-mn f-cking taste buds, tell them to f-cking chill, and grab your napkins. this is stuff dreams are made of .
“i’m sorry you’re feeling down dude, how about a rainbow burrito?”
- Friendly Friends at Fox & Friends
the friendly friends at fox & friends are the morning cast of fox’s fox & friends. they include steve doocy, gretchen carlson and the brown-haired guy who isn’t steve doocy. during the weekends they include clayton morris, dave briggs, rick reichmuth, and fox & friends spare blonde, alisyn camerota. i wake up early every morning […]
- Cruelty Party
when three or more girls take advantage of a guy guy 1: dude, i just had the wildest s-x with jessica, lauren, lacey and meghan! guy 2: you mean they had a cruelty party?! guy 1: yeah! they f-cked the h-ll out of me! it was nice!
- sober sully
when a male friend decides he decides to p–p on your party by not partaking in beverage consumption. friend 1 – my vag hurts and i dont want to drink friend 2- goddam it stop being a sober sully
the act of masturbating in the abcence of exers-x my ho dont need no excers-x, iv been reduced fo frusturbating man!
- Hammer and Iron
a lesbian couple consisting of a larger, beefier woman labelled as the “hammer”. she will be partnered by a more pet-t, slimmer women labelled as the iron. hammer, because she looks like she would be the one to do the diy around the house. she could also probably pack a punch. stereotyped by their short […]