Raisin Occasion


a random craving to engage in s-xual activity with a women or man with sufficient wrinkles (usually over the age of 60).
guy #1:
dude, i know this might sound weird, but the lady in the admin office was really nice, and kinda pretty in an old lady kind of way.

guy #2:
sounds like your craving a raisin occasion!

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