raking the carpet
using a backscratcher (or some other sharp or rough object) to give s-xual pleasure to a woman. can be performed on oneself or others.
“yo dawg, my girlfriend has some crazy–ss fetishes, last night she had me raking the carpet.”
“d-mn.”
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