rakkasans
one of the most well-known army units. located at ft. campbell, ky, 3rd brigade, 101st airborne division (air -ssualt) rakkasans. rakkasan translates from the j-penese language into “man falling under umbrella”. our symbol is the tori, which in j-penese culture symbolizes a gateway to honor. in wwii, the rakkasans parachuted into the middle of a group of tori’s leaving the j-penese fighting force in fear for their lives. the rakkasans are the only military unit whose nickname that is still in use was designated by an enemy. the rakkasans are the only unit in the military who guidon does not bear a finneal, it bears a tori.
everyone hates us, unless you are us.
rakkasan for life.
soldier 1: dude, i hate the rakkasans..
soldier 2: i know.. but i wish i was one. they are so bad-ss.
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