Raley’s Law


the law of the universe that states: every hot girl you know/meet already has a boyfriend that is nowhere near as cool as you.
man 1: “dude, check out that hot chick over there, i think i might go try my luck.”
man 2: “don’t bother dude, remember raley’s law.”
(man 1 tries his luck, gets denied)
man 1: “dude! she had a boyfriend, and he was a total tool!”
man 2: “i tried to tell you, raley’s law never fails!”

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