Ralgex rodeo
doggy-style s-x where ‘ralgex’ or ‘deep heat’ is applied to the condom. male member is well protected. the girl will not realise at first but hang on tight as it starts to burn. my pb is 42 seconds.
“oooh, oooh, yes…. yesss. hmmm is it getting hot in here?”
“ralgex rodeo!”
“b-st-rd! not again!”
“yeeeehah!”
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