Ralph Johnson


a ralph johnson is when a girl pukes while giving you head. this name was inspired by a disturbing .gif file which depicts a black woman ralphing on some guy’s johnson. hence, ralph johnson.
dude, sarah gave me a ralph johnson last night.

that’s f-cking sick, bro.

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