blowing hard -ss wind under the covers several times and building up stench while ralph is brushing his teeth and getting ready for bed, then when he gets into bed, pull the covers over his head and yell “ralph oven!” and let him enjoy the stench of your -ss gas for at least 30 seconds.
john nearly cr-pped his underoos preparing a dutch oven for his special ralphie!
experiencing a enormous -rg-sm when listening to the german band rammstein. i was listening to p-ssy from rammstein and i rammgasm-ed all over my ipod touch and it broke….. totally worth it.
- couch money
the left over change caught in the cusions of the couch that you search for when you are broke so you can buy cigarettes, beer, or gas. “yo, i aint got no smokes. i’m broke as h-ll so i’ll hit the couch money.”
- baby trade
the sales of babies to parents who cannot produce offspring. fundo got mixed up in the baby trade, and sold 3 of his babies to buy a new house and a flat screen tv.
- Cougar Bite
kissing/ being kissed by an older attractive woman man, i so got a cougar bite on new years!
- Cougar Conquerer Kitten
an attractive young woman under 30 who steals an older woman’s younger lover, hot older husband or rich older hubby or lover away. “did you hear what happened to debra?” “the cougar? the 42 year old woman with the 28 year old boy toy? no. what? is she ok?” “he left her for a hot […]