Ralph


the name ralph was derived from the ancient viking name “radulf” who was a viking king or lord also pr-nounced (rah-thool-fr). to decribe ralph, he is a gentleman, dashing, loyal, masculine, charming, rugged strong, very protective over his love’s of his life. comp-ssionate, romantic, cheeky silly, comical, attentive, focused head strong.very sentimental only to thoes he trusts, does not let his guard down to outsiders. intolerant of thoes that try and hurt his life or family, faithful dedicated to one woman! prefers to step back and -n-lyse things first, very pratical, little bad-ss.
ralph (dashing) (masculine) (charming) (sentimental)
v. to throw up; lurch
watching the professional eater on the daily show tonight made me want to ralph!
ralphs are the best,there usally tall,tan skin, super hot. ralphies are sweet and out going they can make u smile easy (: they dont like to be sad or never have a smile (: if u get one keep him hes the best and hopefully mine soon (: <3 ralphies also like to have s-x! alot!! dont cheat and will always be faitful. "who's that cutie?!" "that's ralph!" a thug for life. man, that guys a ralph for real. the most amazing guy in the world. he is the most gorgeous man out there! he has an amazing music taste and always starts the latest trends in clothes! the best boyfriend you could ever wish for. he's always there for you and he is someone you can trust with anything. he completes me in every way possible and makes me happy when skies are grey. you can talk to him for hours on end about anything and find myself losing track of time and end up talking to him way past your bed time. for as long as you have known him you will have had the best times of your life, he is someone who you cannot imagine your life without anymore. he is the most incredible person you have ever met and has become the most important person in your life now. he is the type of person that you would want to spend the rest of your life with. he is the person who you will never want to let go. person 1: ralph is my not only my boyfriend, he's my best friend. person 2: lucky! i wish i had someone like that! --------------------------------------------------------------- person 1: wow have you seen ralph?! person 2: yep he's all mine 😉 vomit, puke, pray at the procelain throne it was the lobster bisque, heavy with sweet cream and brandy. i ralphed for seventeen minutes straight, surrendered to the g-d of kaopectate, too would take a bullet for you. ralph would rather take a bullet for you than live with out you ←

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