Ralston


1. to be squirrelly;

2. someone with the nickname squirrel;
1. calm down. don’t be so ralston.
2. where’s squirrel? i can’t find ralston anywhere.
1. a suburb right outside of omaha…. nothing too exciting there but whatever
2. the place where you can see the best 4th of july parade in nebraska… i think
yeah… i live in ralston. wazzup?
tight azz suburb of omaha where there’s alwayz a party goin on
where the party goin down?

it’s goin down in ralston tonight.
cutting off one part of a company (usually the income losing divisions) in order to save the whole ent-ty or corporation. see scripps or belo. referene to the climber aron ralston who, trapped by a boulder, was forced to cut off his own arm to survive.
e.w. scripps co. (nyse: ssp) today announced its intention to ralston the company. the move separates the still-beating heart of scripps, its cable-tv and internet shopping sites, from the dead meat, newspapers and local television.

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