raltney
a raltney is a hard-on so intense, it uses up all the excess skin in your body and you are no longer able to blink your eyes. it is worth it. all you women out there, i am sorry — i cannot vouch for what it will do to you. i hope it is as enjoyable.
the reason i’m holding this t-shirt here is because i am trying to hide my raging raltney.
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