ranch hand
it’s when you’re doing a girl from behind, but she’s too loose, so to get her to tighten up you zap her in the side with a cattle prod.
anyone who tries the ranch hand with their girlfriend will probably not have a girlfriend much longer.
the hand you use to jack off and get your c-m or sperm on.
i don’t really have a ranch hand
when you use ranch salad dressing or ranch seasoning mixed with lotion as lube for a hand job for a zesty feel
jenny: why does your d-ck smell like ranch salad dressing?
mike: i got a ranch hand earlier.
someone who helps around on the ranch. someone who uses their hands to do work, on a ranch.
eh, him? he’s justa ol’ ranch hand.
a really good handjob or fingering
or
someone who works on a ranch part or full time
dumb-ss
i got a ranch hand yesterday
ranch hand- dual meanings. literal- rancher’s -ssistant. also a brush or cow guard for the front of your pickup. it is often used as a “follower of a crowd”.
you would think ol’ billy was pete’s ranch hand the way he tugs on pete’s shirt
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