ranch tooth


much like a sweet tooth craves sweets, the ranch tooth craves wendy’s ranch chicken sandwiches. however this makes social situations awkward, as the foot-tall, hatted tooth is pr-ne to shout out “ranch!” in any situation.
just tell your stupid ranch tooth to shut up!

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