Ranch

verb: to shoot a hot creamy load onto your partner’s bung hole, and then toss the salad.
wow, that freak tony ranched his girlfriend’s mom. i’m gonna be sick!
the drug spot in your neighborhood where the junkies line up to get their fix, called so because these f-ckin’ junkies look and at like cattle
them m-th- f-ckas making made papes at the ranch
the home of a rowdy group of girls, who act insane 99% of the time. the ranch is home to lots of drinking and stupid mistakes. to be initiated into the ranch, you must exhibit certain personality traits that are undesirable to most but favored among these ladies! in certain ways, the ranch can be viewed as a sort of greek organization, with a big and littles, hazing, and nonstop recklessness.
dude, i had such a good time at the ranch last night. i even hooked up with my ra!
ratchet -ss n-gg-r crusty hoes
ew, omg, shes so ranch!
(adj)describing someone, sth, or some action that is very country, with a beautiful ranch scene as its background.
that shirt is so ranch.
that comment really made you sound ranch.
to vomit.

i take no responsibility for this one. we had a 16 year old work-experience kid with us last week who was grossed out by an abscess. he disappeared out the back saying:
“i’ve gotta get some fresh air, i feel like i’m gonna ranch everywhere”
“the ranch” or “the ranch dressing”
c-m, s-m-n, spooge
he ranched a load in her b-tthole

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