Ranching
once you c-mm inside your partner’s mouth she/he will spit it up into the air. you try to catch it in your mouth then you make the choice to spit or swallow.
this girl taught me how to ranch, we were ranching all night.
the act involves your erected meat stick tickling the prostate gland of a pony. this can be any pony, but the pony must be alive, and it must be conscious you sick b-st-rd. when you have almost reached point of testicular eruption, withdraw your manhood, position yourself to the side of the pony and swing your d-ck so your pearly mess arcs towards the neck of the pony. the object here is to try and l-sso the pony with your baby gravy. having your sperm beam loop around the pony’s neck equals success.
after a long hard day at work, nothing relaxes me more than a drive through the countryside and going ranching.
manipulating younger girls for pleasure because they are much easier and want you because your older. and not like a pedophile kind of way.
seniors macking on girls from the juniors all the way to freshmen.
“did you see johnny ranching on those soph-m-res! they want his d-ck!”
when opening a door only to puke on the otherside.
“what’s doug doing?” “he’s just ranching” “f’in girl”
having your sister drop you dome while cutting your front lawn on your ride on tractor. see road head
my sister stopped by while i was mowin’ the lawn yesterday, ended up ranching for a good hour!
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