randbert


super hot plump male teacher with bronzed skin, slightly scruffy face, and slicked hair that occasionally falls in his face when the wind blows. enjoys reindeer sweaters, plaid manly shirts, tight/short pants, lumberjack boots, duffel bags, and chasing rodents as a side career. his style can be described as “rugged canadian chic”. only brings lunches packed my his mommy in a brown paper bag, or the occasional salad. uber rugged and a fan of nature, especially early morning surf seshes or sunset hikes. single.
omg look at that randbert ! what a hottie! i totes love his hurley pants and pin striped b-tton down.

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