Randcakes
future king of the land which was previously known as west virginia. promoter and fan of princess bear t-ts of appalachia. the caligua of the 21st century. quintessential hyperalpha male.
the peasants had brought randcakes great anger with their puritan ways, and so he wrought his vengeance upon them in the form airborne chlamydia.
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1. when a person performs f-ll-t– while inserting one or multiple fingers into the recievers -n-s. 2.when a b-tch sucks your d-ck from the back yo! my friend randy got a “randjob” from his girl alissa! a random hand-job. giver and receiver must not know eachother beyond acquaintance. no money is exchanged. no attempt is […]
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- hoofglue
glue made out of horses. and sh-t. i just smoked some hoofglue and i’m really f-cked up.
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norway rats; came to this country in 1774 “you’ve got a whole b-tt load of ’em. big m-th-s! rattus norvezicus!”
- Hoofshocker
when u use ur foot to penetrate the b-tches p-ssy and -ss at once..”big toe in the lil hole…otha 4 in the juicy wet goal” also known as “the boot in the coot” “if that b-tch dont stop naggin me, she better believe shes getting the hoofshocker later tonight”