Randicapped
adj.
1. a state of mental deterioration brought on by lack of s-xual activity. sympyoms include: lack of attention span accompanied by obvious and shameless gawking at the opposite s-x, erections lasting more than four hours, internet p-rn addiction, chronic masturbation, public masturbation, continuous masturbation, procrasturbation, auto-erotic asphyxiation, b-st–lity, chafing, bleeding, dry skin, coprophagia, dry mouth, night time emissions, etc.
2. h-rny as f-ck.
it wasn’t just the drool slowly working its way down rupert’s chin that alerted alejandro to the fact that his compatriot was completely randicapped. no, it was really the fact that the poor b-st-rd had surrept-tiously pulled out his erect p-n-s in the train station and begun softly slapping it against a guard rail as he gaped at a p-ssing female that really gave it away for alejandro.
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