rando

a random person or thing
jane: how was the party last night?
john: ah, pretty good but there were a bunch of randos there.
that which is random. generally used in reference to people.
i thought this party was invitation only…what the h-ll are all these randos doing here?

i was going to ask peyton to come to the concert with me, but she already has plans. so now i have to take some f-cking rando, like john.
an unpredictable, awkward and often creepy individual. a rando is always there in the background, even though no one invited him. randos tend to be isolated within large groups; they sit in corners and lurk in the shadows of others. even though everyone is aware of the presence of a rando, no one knows anything about him or her and therefore randos are often unwittingly ignored.
example 1)

beno: where the h-ll is jordo?!? i’ve looked everywhere for him!
michael: i saw him sleeping in a deserted room. there were no windows, beds or pictures. he was nuzzled in a corner where no one could see him. what a rando!

example 2)

tuck: who’s that creeper sitting by himself in the back of night and day cafe at 2:30 in the morning, watching walter and perry on his iphone?
ben: it’s jv! what a rando!
a bunch of random people.
who the h-ll are these randos?
1. a random person; an unknown person.

2. a stranger, especially a man, who is used for gratuitous s-x.
“why is that rando staring at my -ss?”

“what did you do last night?” … “went to the bar and took home a rando.”
a shorter word for random. used mainly to describe something excessively random like situations on family guy or situations in life that are “outta left field”
tim: remember when we all were at john’s place last week

mike: yea

tim: it was way too rando that his roomy ted came out the shower with no towel on

mike: i totally agree
a way of describing someone of sound character and mind with strong leadership and calming, cool and collective demeanor. persons of high intellectual mindset and logical thinkers bear this description.
gee, robert has been promoted 3 times this year. he must truly be a rando when it comes to his career.