random act of assness


a silly or aggressively stupid act performed by your man for no reason other than to be an -ss. this act can be either spontaneous or planned in advance.
while standing quietly in line at the cinema, her boyfriend unprovoked, impulsively grabbed her b-tt and yelled “oh, baby, your b-tt is getting so big”, thus displaying yet another random act of -ssness.

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