random ass
used to refer to something or someone random, or of no particular importance, or even someone or something you might dislike.
the ‘-ss’ part has no meaningful contribution and is therefore a random -ss addition.
sally: “where’s paul”?
martha: “i dunno, he left with some random -ss girl from next door.”
i was walking down the street the other day when some random -ss guy walked up to me and asked me if i had seen his dog. wtf.
the odor which permeates your jeans after a bar-hopping session.
i was in the bathroom to tinkle and just pulled my pants down, and it smelled just like my friend who doesn’t shower. i thought wtf, but then remembered that i just spent several hours sitting in a barstool. i have random -ss.
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