Random Money Guy


a random guy who follows you around and every time you do something worth getting paid for but no one else will pay you, he will. originated in gta: san andreas under the pseudonym “insane stunt bonus,” but has since been seen in israeli airports and other unexpected locales.
i just drove my car off a cliff, did a double flip, and landed right side up, so random money guy gave me $22!

i just drove my motorcycle off a building, flipped 3 times, did a quadruple corkscrew, and landed on the roof of a truck on my feet, so random money guy gave me $136!

i just lost all my luggage on the flight, so random money guy gave me $75!

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